Audio Version

Listen to the book while you're commuting, walking, or doing literally anything else.

Introduction: Time to Question Everything

An honest look at why we're all following blueprints that don't work.

2:4512:34

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Introduction: Time to Question Everything

An honest look at why we're all following blueprints that don't work.

12:34

Chapter 1: The Success Myth

Why the definition of success is designed to make you feel like a failure.

18:45

Chapter 2: Passion Bullshit

The toxic myth that you should love your job, and why that's unrealistic.

16:23

Chapter 3: Productivity Theater

How we turned being busy into performance art.

15:12

Chapter 4: The Comparison Game

Social media, status anxiety, and why everyone else's highlight reel is making you miserable.

14:56

Audio Version Coming Soon

I'm working on recording the audio version of this book. It'll be my voice, no fancy AI narration bullshit. Just me reading the rants I wrote.

Want to get notified when it's ready? Support the project and I'll send you the audio files as soon as they're done.

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Why Audio?

Because sometimes you need to hear someone say out loud what you've been thinking.

Because commutes are mind-numbing and might as well be spent questioning cultural bullshit.

Because reading requires dedicated time and attention, but listening can happen anywhere.

What You'll Get

  • • High-quality MP3 files
  • • No DRM or platform restrictions
  • • Chapter-by-chapter breakdown
  • • My actual voice, not AI
  • • All the swearing intact
  • • Same honest content, different format

Can't Wait for Audio?

The written version is available right now. Start reading and question some bullshit today.